Join the army! See the world! Or come work for us and avoid death or worse. Firewater Interactive seeks a Professional Website Engineer, or Webmaster to commoners. You need to know your meta from your media, pixels from your paragraphs and tags from your tables.
If you become emotional while online and/or experience website rage, we want you!
Job responsibilities:
- Website bug-testing, review and reporting
- Website and newsletter content publication
- Fall guy
- Construction of client newsletters
- Maintenance of client websites
- Occasional internal hardware and client technical support
Experience in/knowledge of:
- Content management systems
- HTML / Dreamweaver / Visual Studio
- Tactful inappropriateness
- Adobe Photoshop or equivalent image editor
- Lavazza Coffee Pod Machine
Job requirements:
- Logic
- Perfectionism
- Excellent grammar and spelling (English, no channel B, sorry)
- Understanding of website architecture and content placement
- Good communication skills
- Lack of ego and right-wing mentality
- Extremely keen eye for detail and aesthetics, down to the last pixel
- Driven and motivated to complete work, occasionally at all costs and without reward
If you have what it takes please apply.
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